The ditch

When Ditches and Outdoor Dreams Collide: A Tale from Perth!

A 68-year-old Perth man found himself going from a ditch to the courtroom while outdoor advocates rally for fun in the sun!

In a curious turn of events, a 68-year-old man from Perth is facing impaired driving charges after his vehicle was discovered in a ditch. The incident took place Monday evening between Perth and Smiths Falls, leaving locals scratching their heads and wondering how the vehicle ended up there. Witnesses reported seeing the vehicle swerving before it took a detour off the road—a classic case of a 'daring ditch dive' caught right in the act.

As police arrived on the scene, they quickly determined that the driver might have had a bit too much cheer before his rugged adventure into the ditch. After taking the necessary steps, officers charged him with drunk driving, leaving the Perth community in disbelief—one might say this wasn't the type of outdoor adventure they had in mind!

Speaking of outdoor adventures, outdoor advocacy groups aren't ready to take a detour just yet. They're making a last-ditch effort to persuade lawmakers to pass a sweeping recreation package during the current lame-duck session. The proposal, which aims to enhance access to outdoor activities and promote recreational space, is being pushed with passionate energy, as local enthusiasts scramble to attach the measure to upcoming bills, hoping for some much-needed sun and fun.

Despite the serious nature of impaired driving, this quirky intersection of events serves as a reminder that life has its ups and downs—quite literally! And while a 68-year-old may have had a rough ride, many are hoping the only thing that ends up in the ditch next is a good excuse for having an outdoor BBQ this summer!