MONKEY pox

Local Man Declares Himself a Monkey Pox Purist... But Still Can't Stop Singing U2!

Meet Colm Drummond, a self-described Monkey Pox purist who's not afraid to go against the grain. Find out why he refuses to let go of labels and how it all connects to U2!

In a small town in Ireland, a local man by the name of Colm Drummond has taken a stand—he’s a proud ‘Monkey Pox purist.’ In an exclusive interview with WWN, Colm expressed his bewilderment at the changing terminology of the viral outbreak, declaring that he’s not willing to join the trend of referring to it as simply ‘mpox.’ Why? Because in Colm’s eyes, simply stating ‘Monkey Pox’ holds a sense of nostalgia and authenticity, much like how he still refers to the legendary band U2 as ‘The Hype.’

Colm, a self-proclaimed music buff, explained that his fondness for the old-school terminology stems from a desire to preserve the essence of things. "I believe there’s power in the names we give things. It’s like calling an old classic a ‘classic’ rather than just ‘some old song.’ Plus, it’s a conversation starter!" he mused while reminiscing about the days when the phrase ‘Monkey Pox’ was just another quirky health term rather than the subject of global headlines. Apparently, for Colm, these labels provide a sense of community—whether that’s over a viral outbreak or an iconic band from Dublin.

His friends, however, have pointed out that being stuck in the past has its drawbacks. “Colm’s an absolute legend, but we couldn’t help but roast him when he tried to convince us that U2 will always be ‘The Hype,’” said Niamh, one of Colm’s close friends. “Even if he holds on to his quirky nomenclature, it’s hard to ignore that U2 isn’t really in the spotlight anymore … Which, come to think of it, is a bit like the whole monkey pox thing too!”

Colm took the jesting in stride, emphasizing that labels are simply a reflection of one’s identity. Whether it’s being dubbed a Monkey Pox purist or standing by U2’s original moniker, they all bear significance. “Maybe I’m just an antiquarian at heart,” he laughed. “But at least I’m consistently interesting!”

Interestingly, Monkey Pox was originally named after the virus that was first identified; a simian host in 1958. In recent years, the World Health Organization recommended changing the name to lessen stigma and better reflect the virus's epidemiological characteristics. Meanwhile, U2 isn't just any band; they have been notably active in social causes, using their fame to address various global issues. So, whether it’s a virus or a rock band, sometimes it’s worth remembering the roots before moving on!

In a world of constant change, Colm Drummond reminds us of the beauty in holding on to what we know and love—be it by keeping the name ‘Monkey Pox’ alive or channeling his inner nostalgia for ‘The Hype.’ His delightfully quirky stance is a light-hearted reminder to appreciate the past, even as we roll into an uncertain future!