Chelsea Handler

2023 - 2 - 16

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Chelsea Handler Doesn't Need Kids: She Has “Crybabies” Tucker ... (Vanity Fair)

The conservative pundits called her “miserable” and “deeply unlikeable” for a recent 'Daily Show' segment about her childless life.

[Cate Blanchett’s](https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023/02/cate-blanchett-tar-awards-insider?itm_content=footer-recirc&itm_campaign=more-great-stories-020723)Maestro Moment “And I’m down with that!” Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” She then gave a “quick shout-out” to Shapiro: “Thank you for helping my cause of not having children. “I mean, my goodness, Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question: Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? “Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these crybabies all the time? That was apparently triggering for conservative pundits like Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro, who devoted the subsequent days to tearing into Handler.

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Chelsea Handler Slams Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro: Childless ... (Variety)

Chelsea Handler eviscerated Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro after they mocked her for not having children.

Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” I mean, my goodness, Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question: Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? Carlson’s guest, the right wing radio host Jesse Kelly, took things even further by going on a misogynistic rant against Handler.

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Chelsea Handler Responds To Tucker Carlson And Other Attacks ... (Deadline)

Chelsea Handler posted a Daily Show-branded video sketch this week in which she boasted of all the time and freedom she had as a childless woman.

In [a recent appearance](https://www.cbsnews.com/video/chelsea-handler-on-guest-hosting-the-daily-show/#x) on CBS Mornings, Handler didn’t come out and say that she is seeking the job permanently, but it was pretty clear that she was up for taking it. It gives a glimpse of how Handler would tap into the angertainment complex, as it is dubbed, while distinguishing herself as the only woman late night host. She has been lied to by a country that has lost its way.” Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? And it is actually not her fault.

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Chelsea Handler Handles Misogynistic Fox News Pundits (Advocate.com)

Comedian, producer, and television host Chelsea Handler responded in kind to several TV personalities who blasted her for a video she posted celebrating her ...

Handler also reminds them that she is in a relationship with herself and that at least in her relationship, “someone can get a woman" to orgasm. “I mean, my goodness, Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question: Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these crybabies all the time?” She says she woke in the afternoon and noticed there was an “emergency meeting of the receding hairline society, to discuss a comedy video I filmed about not wanting kids.” She pauses a moment, then launches. Handler then continues to eviscerate each and every point, illuminating just how much of a “girl boss” she actually is. He continues on, saying her “womb resembles a dried-up tumbleweed blowing down an old western town,” and concludes that her “Valentine’s date for the 10th year in a row is a 10-year-old copy of ‘Magic Mike’ and a half-full bottle of Xanax, and you’re trying to pretend like you’re happy, but you’re not happy.”

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Chelsea Handler Mocks 'Triggered' Tucker Carlson After Sexist Rant (TV Insider)

Comedian fired back after Fox News host and guest commented about her being childless.

And at least in my relationship, someone can get a woman to cum.” The [video](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Codga10ADGG/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading) was a comedic “day in the life of a childless woman” sketch, which Carlson responded to by calling Handler an “aging, deeply unlikable woman who never had kids” on [Tucker Carlson Tonight](https://www.tvinsider.com/show/tucker-carlson-tonight/). Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” Handler pointedly said. She has been lied to by a country that has lost its way.” [Fox News](https://www.tvinsider.com/network/fox-news/) show, claiming that Handler is lying to herself about not wanting kids. “And it is actually not her fault.

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Chelsea Handler's Ready for a Late-Night Return: 'I Know What I Want' (Rolling Stone)

Host of 'Chelsea Lately' talks hosting 'The Daily Show,' that surreal dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's mansion, and skiing in the nude while stoned.

We’ll never be able to afford first class.” And I was like, “Speak for yourself.” I came home from California and I was ten years old, but I lied and said I was 13 and started a babysitting company of my own. I want people to think, “I have a champion here.” What’s important to me is the response I’m getting from people about how inspired they are to live their own lives in a truer way, and what better way to be able to deliver that than This tour is based on a story of when I was a little girl and I went on my first airplane ride with my mom and two of my sisters, and we were flying from New Jersey to L.A., and we were passing the first-class section. I wouldn’t take off my sunglasses and finally he was like, “Can you please take off your sunglasses?” I said, “It’s best that I don’t. It was a coming-around-the-mountain idea about how everything that doesn’t work out is a beginning, and to remember that about everything in life. I’m pretty stoned.” And then I looked at his artwork and I didn’t know what else to say, so I said, “The paint is so… I somehow ended up at a pickleball game in Kennebunkport and was like, “I can’t be here! I was like, “I can’t be here, as a woman, and not say something to [Allen].” I just waited and waited and waited until there was an appropriate time, because I knew I had to. All I remember is thinking to myself, “I can’t be here!” Forget about Jeffrey Epstein — I didn’t even know who he was — I was thinking I couldn’t be there because of Woody Allen. I know what I want to do, and I can do it. Some people were like, “You have to stop banging on about it,” and eventually I thought that maybe my banging on about it wasn’t helping, and that I was doing a disservice to the movement of democracy and truth by talking about it too much and diminishing the value of what I was saying by oversaying it. Is that a real person?!” And I have to explain to them, yes, in American politics we have a George Santos and a Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Chelsea Handler Hilariously Shut Down Tucker Carlson's Rant ... (Glamour)

Chelsea Handler recently went viral for embracing her child-free life, which deeply triggered right-wing "crybabies" Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro.

“Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these crybabies all the time? “I mean, my goodness, Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question. I remember that I have no kids to take to school. Ever on brand, Carlson and Shapiro were unreasonably offended. So I take an edible, masturbate, and go back to sleep,” she began. [The Daily Show](https://www.glamour.com/story/chelsea-handlers-day-in-the-life-of-a-childless-woman-tiktok-is-going-viral) following [Trevor Noah's](https://www.glamour.com/story/trevor-noah-i-grew-up-in-a-world-where-authority-was-female) exit, the [47-year-old comedian](https://www.glamour.com/story/chelsea-handler-favorite-things) satirized mommy vloggers by sharing a “Day in the Life of a Childless Woman” video on social media.

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Chelsea Handler's amazing take down of "crybabies" Tucker ... (Women's Agenda)

In a brilliant video, Handler serves alt-right commentators Tucker Carlson & Ben Shapiro calling them "crybabies" who are "triggered" by her.

Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” And then I remembered my recent stand-up special that was just released on Netflix called Revolution, and I thought: ‘Yeah, you are a girlboss'”. “Wow”.

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Why is everyone so pressed about Chelsea Handler's video on ... (cosmopolitan.com)

Chelsea Handler's viral sketch about a life without kids has got people pressed. Like, really pressed. But why are people so angry about others finding joy ...

The overly-defensive remarks in response to the video also highlight another issue we're dealing with as a collective who spend large amounts time on social media: not everything is about us. Why can't Chelsea say in a one-minute-long video that she *whisper it now* likes her life and the fact that she has more time to spend on herself? Who even has the energy to start online beef over someone else's life that has nothing to do with their own? It's one thing to not find the video funny, shrug and keep scrolling/carry on with your day, but the pure outrage it has sparked is perhaps the biggest joke of all here – and points to another big question: why isn't it okay to make jokes about, or even revel in the idea of, being a child-free woman? I guarantee if I posted a tweet saying I love cats, the 'but what about dogs?' brigade would respond within minutes (this is a weak example, but you hear what I'm saying, right?). The sarcasm is delicious.

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Chelsea Handler's Comic Video 'Day In The Life Of A Childless ... (Bored Panda)

For example, recently famous American comedian and actress Chelsea Handler recorded a parody video that almost instantly became absolutely viral. 34.8M views, ...

And if Handler’s supporters mostly just laughed at the funny video and drew their opponents’ attention to it, then many of them were outraged, calling the video ‘propaganda of the childfree lifestyle’. “We also found that child-free individuals were more liberal than parents, and that people who aren’t child-free felt substantially less warm towards child-free individuals.” On the other hand, the results of the studies are damn convincing – more and more adults in the contemporary world are choosing to stay childfree, and at the same time feel happy. Shapiro, completely unwilling to notice that this is essentially a harmless comedy sketch. Literally immediately, such prominent representatives of the right-wing conservative public as political observers Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro took up arms against Chelsea Handler. It’s not to say that this was Handler’s most outstanding performance, but if you’ve seen a lot of rather monotonous TikTok videos from happy moms talking about how they spend their day, then you have to admit that it was quite funny. I invent a time machine, go back in time and [end] Hitler. I teleport myself back home, then I get ready for a night out with whatever hot guy I met on Raya that morning.” Image credits: 34.8M views, nearly 122K likes, a heated discussion in the comments and a lot of celebs reacting – in general, an excellent punch towards the conservative public. Even if it is quite obvious that some of these manifestos are just a clever satire of the opposite viewpoint. It is pretty weird, of course, that at the end of the first quarter of the 21st century, we still continue to massively ask this particular question, although the correct answer is quite obvious – this is a personal matter for everyone, and the key word here is “happy”.

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Chelsea Handler Calls Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro 'Crybabies ... (Forbes)

The lighthearted sketch sparked a bitter, emotional backlash from the conservative media sphere, as Tucker Carlson dedicated a segment to her video, describing ...

And I’m down with that!” Who needs the birth control pill when your voice is 100 percent effective?” Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?”

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Chelsea Handler Denies Epstein Island Visit Again Amid 'Client List ... (Newsweek)

"I've never been on his plane, or a flight, or anything like that, so everyone can just shut up about that already," Handler told Rolling Stone.

[those who flew on the jet](https://www.newsweek.com/who-flew-jeffrey-epstein-lolita-express-plane-full-list-people-named-1654827) were involved in any illegal activity. [Aaron Rodgers](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/aaron-rodgers) recently [suggested there was an Epstein "client list." "But now I see these smears being recycled all over the internet," Stone said. The Daily Beast published an article in 2021 detailing their friendship, though there have been no claims that Allen visited Epstein's island. He also remembered violinist Itzhak Perlman and named tech mogul Bill Gates, as well as politician and former astronaut John Glenn. And then Katie Couric was like, 'OK Chelsea, time to go!' And that was my only experience at Jeffrey Epstein's house!" News of that relationship broke in 1992, when Previn was 21 years old. "But I did one time accidentally find myself at a dinner with Jeffrey Epstein, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi [Previn]." I was not." how did you two meet?' And then he spit out his cobbler and was laughing. Among the other names listed on the purported flight log were Beyoncé, Eminem, Chrissy Teigen, These individuals are not named in the filing.

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