Celtic

ROXIE – 7.5/10 – The Hand of Ghod. Redundant until asked to save the jerseys as a 70s Led Zepplin roadie somehow found space and time to guide an equaliser in.

TWIST – 6.5/10 – Must say, the big mhan went at it with the urgency when he appeared. THE BUILDER – 7.5/10 – Young bacon purveyor took responsibility on his languid, rolling shoulders and inhabited the Calmac Zone for his time on the park. Hilariously, Euan in the middle was so busy cleaning up the front of his shorts after booking both Celtic centre backs and seeing them concede a late equaliser, that he was unable to conjure a diabolical spell to prevent the winner; Settling in his stunned, emotional state for booking Jackie as his tears finished off the shorts rinsing. ‘Top of the league’, and all that… MOOEY – 6/10 – Competent and mildly effective turnout – passed well and never looked fazed. Played it safer than usual – probably finding his feet after absence – then gave us some of the real Tony as he put in the runs and the crosses. HACKY SACK – 8/10 – Always thought he looked lively with the right mindset, even when sniping at officials and opponents during rough times. RAQUEL – 6/10 – Marvellous in Leipzig, held his own today until his weakness was cruelly exposed, almost at a devastating cost – lack of height and aggression at certain times meant he was caught under the high ball into our box which resulted in their gut-punch. ROXIE – 7.5/10 – The Hand of Ghod. Nobody was safe today as he took a yellow for ragdolling a farmhand them attacked the away support in celebration of the winner. Fair play to the fans – nobody ran in terror as CCV bounced into the frenzy. GET CARTER – 7.5/10 – On it, uncompromising, and at them and solid as a…