The festival escort is an adult man sent there by his desperate mother in the hope he can be passed on to a new generation of female caretaker.
There’s a safe deep in the bowels of Tralee and there’s a compromising photo of the whole nation in there. Dáithí is skilled in the ways of Rose murmuring. This is despite the fact we have now taken our place among the nations of the Earth and intellectuals say we have embraced modernity. The Rose of Tralee is still very popular in Ireland. The rosebud’s job is to lurk by the Rose’s ear as she experiences the acclaim of the people. The Rose is presented with a crown and some vouchers before being whisked off to assassinate some South American politician. Being an Irish version of the ideal woman, Mary, the Rose of Tralee, is dead by the end of the story. After all the Roses have appeared, the judges — Mary Kennedy, Maxi, Dick and Twink, the tattoo of Marty Whelan, Fungi the dolphin — choose a winner. The Rose of Tralee festival is back after a two-year gap and Dáithí Ó Sé is at the helm once more. “Remember you are mortal,” she whispers, and the Rose is humbled There they parade through the streets of Tralee wearing sashes like Orangemen and waving their hands in a strange circular fashion that suggests they have wrist joints like Lego mini-figures. There’s been plague and war, and yet the Rose of Tralee persists.